Many people have told me that I'm quite a lovable loser. Being called this makes me feel good and stuff. Somewhere out there, however, is another man who also is referred to as a lovable loser. A comic has been created to illustrate our first meeting. You can see it right here.

This lovable loser has been around for much longer than me, some people have accused me of copying him. Seriously, he was never an inspiration to me. Even the famous face expression that he and I share is seriously just a coincidence. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the comic. And maybe leave a comment to tell me how much you love me?

Before I begin, just want to let you know that there's a new comic made especially for you!

Anyway, so the burger place I'm working at decided to become a 24-hour joint. This means people can come in and clog their arteries, get fatter, and prepare to die for heart-attacks at all hours of the night. I'm hungry.

Also, with this change, they decided that they need highly trained staff members (in other words, members who have worked there for more than a month) to be on call. This week I get to be the lucky guy on call. Which sucks, because if I'm on call, when am I going to have time to do my Super Heroing? I asked my boss this. My boss laughed and spilled a milkshake on me. It was cold. And wet. And sticky. Then the ants came. They were red. Red fire ants. Their bites burned oh so very much. The tears running down my cheeks has yet to soothe my pain.

The Simpsons Movie was what I expected, nothing spectacular but fun to watch and I'm sure I'll watch it again. My one big issue with the movie, though, was the blatant discrimination. Who was discriminated against, you wonder? Super Heroes.

That's right, I didn't see a single (or married) Super Hero in the whole entire movie and felt offended. Where was Radioactive Man (or at least Fallout Boy)? What about Bartman? I had an awesome Bartman T-shirt when I was a kid. Pie Man would have been acceptable, and I guess Duffman could be considered a Super Hero by some. Not by me. I think he's an evil villain, trying to teach youngsters to drink when they're not legal age. The vile cad!

Anyway, I don't have a comic update, so I decided to make you a picture of Radioactive Man!

There's a new comic today. Celebration begins here!!!

Enjoyment. Be pleased.

Sorry I don't have much else to say. Flipping burgers hasn't been as glamorous as a loser hoped, and I think my boss pushed. This became apparent when she shoved me into the deep fryer. Zowie. I'm melting! 

Not too long ago, as I was driving along the road at the speed limit,a robin flew into my car and splattered against the windshield. It was horrific… all the feathers and all of the blood. So much blood.

It made me sad and I wanted to honor the brave robin. I hope he's found the peace he's been looking for.

Oh, and there's a new comic up so have a look at the comic section.