I'm so excited that I can finally use one of the greatest movie-quotes ever from one of my most-favorite movies ever spoken by one of my most favorite actors ever. Chicks dig the car! Check out this picture of me and my sweet ride. Finally, the hours and hours that I spend flipping burgers (which I would have preferred to spend fighting crime or making comics) has paid off! I present to you, the all-new 2009 Loser Mobile!

If you're a chick, please tell me how much you dig the car!

Not too long ago, as I was driving along the road at the speed limit,a robin flew into my car and splattered against the windshield. It was horrific… all the feathers and all of the blood. So much blood.

It made me sad and I wanted to honor the brave robin. I hope he's found the peace he's been looking for.

Oh, and there's a new comic up so have a look at the comic section.