Have you ever wondered what life would be like if you ever met Batman? I often have wondered, and I’m lucky that I somehow did meet him at a comic convention, as unlikely as that is. Back when I made my last post about meeting Bats (he hates being called that, or at least he pretends to hate it), it gave me the idea for a comic. At last, I’ve made the comic, and you can view it right here. And here. And here as well.

I sure hope I remembered how to use hyperlinks properly.

Sorry for the interruption, but I had to inform the world: I MET BATMAN!

I'm so excited that I can finally use one of the greatest movie-quotes ever from one of my most-favorite movies ever spoken by one of my most favorite actors ever. Chicks dig the car! Check out this picture of me and my sweet ride. Finally, the hours and hours that I spend flipping burgers (which I would have preferred to spend fighting crime or making comics) has paid off! I present to you, the all-new 2009 Loser Mobile!

If you're a chick, please tell me how much you dig the car!

Not too long ago, as I was driving along the road at the speed limit,a robin flew into my car and splattered against the windshield. It was horrific… all the feathers and all of the blood. So much blood.

It made me sad and I wanted to honor the brave robin. I hope he's found the peace he's been looking for.

Oh, and there's a new comic up so have a look at the comic section.